shrimpsisbugs:

shrimpsisbugs:

just saw a job listing that requires a masters degree in accounting and they want to pay $14/hour. good luck with that

i told my girlfriend about this and she said “they do know those guys can do math, right?”

farmlesbians:

farmlesbians:

WHO IS JOSH GROBAN KILL YOURSELF

tooies:

“humans are naturally selfish and evil” factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,

Anonymous

txttletale:

txttletale:

this is the funniest ask ive ever gotten in my life

casveman in 40,000 BC after letting the fifth baby crawl off into the woods alone: hmm . maybe we should come up with another way to do this i dont think the first four are coming back

fairycosmos:

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you’ve ever seen in your life

little-tunny:

Still not entirely convince I’m not a chaos deity who wreaks havoc and dismay where ever she goes

breadandflowers:

abattoirangels:

oil paintings on wood by Angela Lane (1974-)

hawkbeetle:

doctorstarky:

reasoncourt:

EXTREMELY rare w from the uk media

Defamation lawsuits in UK are heavily weighted in *favor* of the plaintiff. You have to have a pretty weak case to lose over there. If there wasn’t a rabbid, inescapable social media campaign against Amber Heard, he would have lost in America too.

erehpsonul:

Anastasia Trusova, “Star named sun”
Acrylic on canvas / 40 x 50 cm / 2022

(Source: atrusovaartist.com)